Don’t worry -it happens to the best of us: you have forgotten to get a present for someone.
Do not panic!
Here are five items that we discussed in 2021 on this blog and which might be suitable as a last-minute festive present:
How about a neckless? I know, it is perhaps not everyone’s taste but it has the additional advantage that, contrary to the manufacturer’s claim that it protects you from disease-causing radiation, it actually emits (radioactive) radiation. Ideal for a radiant Christmas, would you not agree?
The festive season is foremost the season for love. If you want to make sure that your partner is tuned in, you must quickly get the LOVETUNER. Yes, it does work, after all, Deepak Chopra recommends it!
Another recommendation comes from the renowned Prof Harald Walach: a rosary! It is hard to imagine a present that befits Christmas better than this one.
Many people will over-indulge during the festive season. For them, Prince Charles’ Detox Tincture is the perfect present. You might have to search hard for it though; if I am correctly informed he had to take it off the market.
My final recommendation is divine – yes, truly! This divine protection oil is a must-have, particularly if you are not fully vaccinated.
PLEASE STAY HEALTHY OVER THE FESTIVE SEASON AND DON’T OVERDO IT,
WHATEVER YOU ARE UP TO.
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Prof. Ernst, I don’t want to sound like a “sycophant”, but this extremely fun post could be my one and only chance to express a bit of my admiration. I am currently teaching “Safety of Herbal Medicines” at a university as a pharmacognosy professor, and your studies are beyond doubt the most valuable sources. I purchased all of your books, I am always following this blog, and also you on Facebook 🙂 you should know you are like a hero to me in this unlucky field of science being utterly abused by charlatans. Inspired by you, I even have an instagram page now, namely “Facts of Phytotherapy”, trying to awaken people from this “harmless natural stuff” dream. Please keep up posting, please keep up sharing your experiences with the young scientists including me. Thank you for being an inspiration. Ready to get roasted now by followers, come bring it on 😀
YOU MADE MY DAY!!!
I am 100% serious 🙂 I will even prepare a post about you as a scientist on that Instagram page, I absolutely think many more Turks should get to know you and your work. Most of the times, I feel like a complete idiot or more like a don quixote fighting windmills, to be honest. I am 32 years old, owning a pharmacy and working as a pharmacist for living, and also giving lectures at the college without even being paid, just aiming to share my knowledge with pharmacy students. I know I can actually make a fortune out of my pharmacognosy PhD, as a popular figure on social media and among pharmacist community in Turkey. But I chose to follow your path, at least deep inside I feel satisfied and proud of myself enough 🙂 Thank you very much.