I have studied so-called alternative medicine for decades, and yet, I have to admit that I am learning every day. There is so much I did not know. Take this statement, for instance:
All alternative healing methods work specifically on a certain level, they are a part of the zero point energy/tachyon energy and therefore optimal to combine. For example, very good experiences have been made with homeopathy, plant extracts, Bach flowers, aura soma, bodywork, oxygen and gemstone therapy by doctors and alternative practitioners. Here, zero-point energy products were used together with other forms of therapy. Sometimes the applied remedies (e.g. Bach flowers, homeopathy) were combined with a zero-point energy product. This is done by simply placing the remedy on e.g. a zero point energy cork plate. Very good results were achieved when an applied remedy was directly converted into a zero-point energy antenna. Silica, healing earth, herbal teas and extracts, and especially water are particularly suitable for this.
The statement comes from a manufacturer that sells no end of fascinating products. This advertisement (my translation) does not hold back, for example:
Through the rediscovery of “old” Atlantic knowledge, it is now possible to use this directly for everyone.
This also includes the Atlantic energy grid. It consists of copper wire, is tuned exactly according to the sacred geometry and connected to form a grid.
In connection with a healing generator, which among other things consists of a large natural rock crystal, this copper grid has a very balancing effect on one’s own energy balance. Measurements with the Prognos measuring method (meridian skin zone measuring device) have already been carried out with success.
This therapy device has also been converted into a zero-point energy antenna. Thus the energy buffet is enlarged, the strong Atlantic energies are harmonised and the body can elegantly help itself to the energies. More detailed descriptions of the energy grid are difficult to formulate in words. Here we recommend simply testing the energy grid and feeling into it. One’s own experiences convey more than words.
All users who have used it so far are simply thrilled.
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In case you find the price for the ‘Atlantic Energy Grid’ of 5.500 Euro unconvincingly low, I recommend another product from the same manufacturer. Here is what they say about it: 
Our T 33, the Torus Tesla coil, has been newly designed and specially developed to harmonise the problems of microwave radiation, especially 5G. The combination of the Torus energy with a Tesla coil has the possibility to additionally connect a frequency generator.
The cells align themselves energetically again according to their origin, the polarity in the cells is readjusted. A true fountain of youth!
Introductory price of 7890 € is valid until all test results are available.
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Gadgets like this never fail to remind me of a post I published 10 years ago entitled How to become a charlatan. I cannot help thinking that the entrepreneurs who market them have studied my advice thoroughly and followed every word I said.
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If one were a poet one would perhaps put it this way:
The general gullibility never grows old.
The creativity of criminal quacks is bold.
The last lie has not been told.
The last gimmick has not been sold.
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That’s quite a physics word salad that they’ve got going there.
The “Atlantic Energy Grid” looks like it could be reasonably easily converted into a workable fish trap, though. However, you may be able to find slightly less expensive ones.
The Berkshire write and poet Pam Ayres describes how when she was young she and her friends used to catch freshwater crayfish using a trap made from an old bicycle wheel. I would imagine it would be an equally effective substitute for an Atlantic Energy Grid.
I use my bike as a double AEG each time I go out with it.
And I am fairly healthy.
WHICH IS PROOF THAT THE AEG WORKS!
The late Sir Terry Pratchett’s hugely successful Discworld novels featured several witches as regular characters, one of which practised ‘headology’. She once cured a man from backaches and generally feeling unwell by prescribing him liquorice water, and oh, telling him to drop one penny in the Lancre Well every day. Which, incidentally, was a three mile walk from his home and back …